HAM SEZ YES!

Commute/Commune

girls with “fun” tops discuss

eating contests and

“hour of power” yoga 

with their accompanying

male chaperone

on the train

to DUMBO tonight. i was uncomfortable sitting next to them

as they discussed:

  1.  professional marathoning
  2.  their friends’ new rib/taco joint
  3.  exercising methodologies

and i thought about:

  1.  how much i want a drink 
  2.  cocaine
  3.  their interchangeable butts 

i couldn’t squeeze further left

into the seat i was in due to the railing;

in my mind i 

turned and puked on them, their companions, everyone.

even though i would never,

under any circumstances,

do this.

i feel like having a smoke.